eltigrechico:

how not to be killed by ISIS or literally be in any danger from them at all:

Don’t travel to Iraq or Syria.

That’s it. That’s how.

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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Forever my fav picture taken of me while playing! Photo by: Zeitgeist Impressions

Forever my fav picture taken of me while playing! Photo by: Zeitgeist Impressions

My niece looks just like me. Love it.

My niece looks just like me. Love it.

elmakias:

caraphatash:

Adam’s comments are my favourite

GRACIAS I AM MAKING AN EFFORT 

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

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dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

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avphrodite:

It just doesn’t seem fair that we can’t snap our fingers and be in another world