how not to be killed by ISIS or literally be in any danger from them at all:
Don’t travel to Iraq or Syria.
That’s it. That’s how.
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
The biggest, blackest cock
It just doesn’t seem fair that we can’t snap our fingers and be in another world